A man walks into a bar and says: "I'd like a shot of twelve-year-old Scotch". The bartender, who figures the guy is just being obnoxious, reaches down under the bar and pours him a shot of bar Scotch. The man takes one sip and says: "Hey, bartender, I asked you for some twelve-year-old Scotch -- this is eight-year-old Scotch." The bartender reaches behind the bar for the twelve-year-old Scotch, pours a shot, hands it to the man and says "I've got to hand it to you -- most guys who come in here asking for twelve-year-old Scotch have never even had it -- they're just being pricks. But you really know your Scotch -- this is on the house." A drunk has been sitting at the other end of the bar watching this conversation. He walks up to the man, hands him a glass and says "Taste this." The man does -- and spits it out yelling, "This tastes like piss!" To which the drunk replies, "It is -- but how old am I?" |
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