From the book of bacon 5:1-6
1.) And lo, for there shall be fields of bacon for
as far as the eye can see. 2.) Yea, the power of the bacon shall
be so great that even the blind shall be made to see its glory. 3.)
The people shall eat their fill and they shall grow large and plumb on
its sweet goodness. 4.) And though many shall be loagy, there shall
be much rejoicing. 5.) Great whoa to those who would forsake
the great generocity of the bacon for they shall be cast out into the baron
expanse of lettuce and their lives be and endless torment of wet floopy
leaves, never to set their eyes upon the great bacon. 6.) Their existence
being hollow and empty without its goodness.
Remeber this in your life, and let it temper your actions and thoughts.