Bacon 15:23-26
    23.)  And lowest of ye is the power walker.   24.)  Better for him that he never had been born, than powerwalk, for he does spite the work of Bacon.   25.)  Question ye not, though Bacon is just and gracious, Bacon is also spiteful and vengeful.   26.)  Yeah, though a town may be full of the rightious and worthy, Bacon will smite them all for vengence on one powerwalker.